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I'm chandler, i make jokes when i'm uncomfortable




the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut


I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.


horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”


new/old promotional photos of ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’

new/old promotional photos of ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’

Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone play US vs. Uk

At first, when you go to premieres and award shows, you’re thinking, ‘How the hell am I here? All these people I’ve never met are here, and it’s so cool!’ And then, as time goes on, it’s a little bit like, ‘Ah… it’s more like work.’ 

Emma Stone Fashion March 13th 2014
Out and about in Los Angeles with Andrew Garfield


Good god why is this cracking me up so much

Monica got stung by a jellyfish.


Andrew helping Emma get in the boat after the ‘99 Homes’ premiere

I love everything about this. He holding her hand while she takes her shoes off. He holding her hand while she gets on the boat. And he grabbing her in the last photo. Not to mention his pose in the first two pictures.


walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like






this is so fucked up

For the love of god

I’ve smoked only about 4 ciggs in my life and this already makin me wanna stop

It looks like someone is blowing air into a rotting plum