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I'm chandler, i make jokes when i'm uncomfortable

scientist: on average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

chrilake:

My parents always made me feel as though I could do anything — not in a cheerleading, “You’re the greatest!” kind of way; it was more, “You’re going to have to work hard, but we’ll support you however we can.”

death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

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or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio

Emma Stone at Good Morning America on July 16th 2014 in New York City

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

arachnidian:

bitcheslovecereal:

I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA

holy infant so tender and mild

arachnidian:

bitcheslovecereal:

I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA

holy infant so tender and mild

curvier:

I hate getting sad over the same person every day.